I’m not too smart when it comes to technology, so in the onslaught of these ads I’ve simply taken on a higher level of paranoia. Big brother is watching. Big brother knows the styles of shoes I like. Big brother knows I’m a shoe whore.
But one thing has given me pause to think (hey, anything that gives me pause to think can’t be all bad). When I recently clicked on the OnlineShoe advertisement I was kicked to a description of camouflaged shoes.
Camouflaged shoes in and of themselves aren’t a bad thing; they go well with other camo clothing when you’re attempting to sneak around the woods undetected by animals that will detect you five miles off by scent alone. But these were camo tennis shoes. As I browsed further, I also found camo boots (okay, I get that), camo slippers (I guess if you want to be comfy as you sneak up on that grizzly), camo…etc.
Another odd item:
Next on our camo journey:
Okay. I lied. There are no Chihuahuas. But you'd better be careful on the sofa or in nine months you could find yourself in need of one of these:
As anyone knows, you can play it safe and avoid having to purchase the above by purchasing this:
This is a guitar used by the rock group "Where the Hell are We?" I'm told they sound great, buy you'll have a hard time seeing them onstage.